Bike Helmets and Parking Spaces...

Just a little humor on this special day. Jeremy and I were married seven years ago today... Does it seem like it has been that many years?!? Most days, yes... The title of this post refers to my faves in the following joke. Happy Anniversary, J...



Men are Like......

.....placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

.....mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

.....bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

.....government bonds
they take so long to mature.

.....copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

.....lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.

.....bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

.....high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

.....handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it!

.....laxatives
they irritate the crap out of you.

.....bananas
the older they get, the less firm they are.

......weather
nothing can be done to change them.

.....blenders
you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

.....commercials
you can't believe a word they say.

.....department stores
their clothes are always 1/2 off.

.....horoscopes
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

.....parking spaces
all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.